Guy Writes Naughty Persuasive Essay On Why Girl Should Go To Third Base With Him

All we want to know at this point in the game, is did he pass with flying colors, get the A+, and the green light? Who's to say. What we do know is that this dude did not hold back on the effort, and pouring his thirsty heart out into his persuasive essay. 

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